Specsavers should have gone to Chuck Norris. There’s a LOT of nerdsville/SHIT Chuck Norris jokes on there…Ĭhuck Norris can piss his name in concrete.Ĭhuck Norris can speak Russian in Chinese.Ĭhuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.Ĭhuck Norris can open a tin of paint with his dick.Ĭhuck Norris’s dog pick’s up his own shit because Chuck Norris does take shit from anyone.Ĭhuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.Ĭhuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands, now they’re called The Islands!
